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ugly:

i just fell off my bed does that count as parkour

(via bullied)

softna:

i need a two hour long hug

(via orgasm)

skittlevodka:

skittlevodka:

HAHAHAHA MY BOSS JUST DROPPED A BAG OF PEAS ALL OVER THE FLOOR
Isn’t he a clever one
I love my job hahahaha

Update: HE CAUGHT ME LAUGHING AND MADE ME SWEEP UP A MILLION PEAS
I hate my job

(via expansioned)

(Source: duchessofc, via australiandilf)